Created by Kimeku-chan
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“Alright class. I will assign you a partner from the AP class and you are to show how easy it is to install something on a computer. It can be anything. From a game to an editing software. Listen closely for your name.”
I sighed and waited for my name to be called.
“Blah and blah. Blah and Blah. Blah and Blah.” Mr. Shim kept calling out names.
Aww, what the heck. He’s taking too long. Let me tell you a little about me. My name is Niddie and I am 17 years old. I am currently in ‘Make Something of Your Life’ class.
Yes…..
…it’s a real class. They want us students to stop fooling around and learn something for a change.
“Niddie…”
My head snapped up and I listened intently.
“…And Lee Jinki.”
That nerd dude that placed first place at everything? Gah, he’s such a good looking nerd.
=.=;;
“Get started. It’s due in thirty minutes.” The class groaned, but nonetheless got to work. Onew, the tofu king, came up and took the seat next to me.
He flashed a smile, “So what should we install?”
I shrugged, “I don’t understand computers.” He pursed his lips and pondered a bit.
Let’s talk about him while he thinks. You see, I have liked Onew ever since I met him. That was probably at the beginning of the school year.
[FLASHBACK]
“Ugh!!” I screamed out in frustration and threw the rubic’s cube in a random direction.
“Oww!” A guy cried out in pain. I watched him as he picked up the rubic’s cube. He gave it a few twists and turns before looking at my direction. I grinned sheepishly as he walked over.
“Is this yours?” He held out the cube and I looked at it.
“WHAT THE FUDGE!?!??!?!?!” I widened my eyes when I saw the cube in total perfection. Each side was a solid color. White, green, blue, red, orange, and yellow.
“HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT??” I questioned loudly as I recalled him doing only a FEW twists.
He chuckled, “Secret. So what’s your name?”
I pouted. “Secret, ” I smirked and he raised a brow.
“Lee Jinki, but call me Onew.” He extended his hand to me.
“Nice to meet you. I’m secret.” I shook his hand and walked away.
“Hey! It’s common courtesy to introduce yourself after I introduced myself!” I heard him yell to me, but I ignored him.
[END FLASHBACK]
“I’m so glad I know your name now.” I directed my attention towards him.
I scoffed, “You’re just lucky.”
“Ha, whatever you say. Just tell me anything you want to install. I’m pretty sure I’ll know how to.” He told me and I rolled my eyes.
“Show off,” I suddenly had a light bulb go off in my head,
“love. Let’s install love.” He looked at me weirdly.
“Love?”
“Yes, love.”
He furrowed his brows, “How do we do that?”
“Omona! You don’t know how? I thought you would know how to do it.” I said dramatically. “Okay, I’ll write a little script. You sit there and pretend you’re working.”
He opened his mouth to protest, but I stopped him by shoving a cookie down his throat. I continued to write in silence.
[30 MINUTES LATER]
“Okay class. You will be presenting your little ‘How to’ now. First up, Jinki and Niddie.” Onew gave an uneasy look and I gave him a reassuring smile.
We went up to the front of the class. Mr. Shim told us to introduce ourselves and what we would be installing.
“My name is Lee Jinki.” Onew announced.
“And my name is Niddie. We will be installing love.” I finished.
“Oh? Love, is it?” Mr. Shim questioned with a curious expression.
“Onew will be playing the customer service dude and I will be the customer.” With that, Onew started it off.
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Onew: “Can you install LOVE?”
Niddie: “I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?”
Onew: “The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?”
Niddie: “Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?”
Onew: “What programs are running ma’am?”
Niddie: “Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.”
Onew: “No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?”
Niddie: “I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?”
Onew: “My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.”
Niddie: “Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?”
Onew: “Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?”
Niddie: “Yes I do. Is it completely installed?”
Onew: “Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.”
Niddie: “Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?”
Onew: “What does the message say?”
Niddie: “It says ‘ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS’. What does that mean?”
Onew: “Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE”others.”
Niddie: “So what should I do?”
Onew: “Can you find the directory called ‘SELF-ACCEPTANCE’?”
Niddie: “Yes, I have it.”
Onew: “Excellent, you are getting good at this.”
Niddie: “Thank you.”
Onew: “You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the ‘MYHEART’ directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.”
Niddie: “Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!”
Onew: “Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…”
Niddie: “Yes?”
Onew: “LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.”
Niddie: “I will. Thank you for your help.”
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The class clapped as soon as it was over. We looked at Mr. Shim, waiting for our grade.
“That was by far the best I have ever seen in my whole years in teaching. Everyone takes me literally. Everyone KNOWS that you just follow the installing wizard to install something, but what you two did was amazing. One hundred percent for you.” We bowed gratefully and were excused out of class.
“So, how did you come up with that?” Onew asked as we leaned against the wall outside the class room.
I shrugged, “I learned a few things or two about computers and a couple of things about love.”
Onew smiled his all too charming smile. He stood up straight and walked closer to me. I backed away slowly with every step he took.
“H-hey. W-what are you d-doing?” I asked as he backed me up into a wall. He leaned closer not uttering a single word. He slowly closed his eyes as he leaned closer. I found myself imitating him and soon enough our lips met in a soft kiss. He slightly pulled away.
“Installation complete.” He whispered against my lips before capturing them once again.
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gw dapet sumbernya dari temen gw, yang ngambil sumber di sini, dan ternyata sumber asalnya di sini.
*kata temen gw, self-critic gw lagi meningkat. bagaimana mengatasinyaaa? jangan tanya gw.. T.T
**sumber gambar dari mbah google. terus gw telusuri langsung dan ngambil dari sini, sini, dan sini.
***ternyata setelah googling gambar, gw menemukan banyak posting serupa. jadi ga tau deh sumber aslinya darimana. tapi kayanya sih bener dari kimeku chan-nya langsung
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